Or For the Stupid Person Who Has Everything
First, we have one of Bed Bath & Beyond's SMART GIFTS, a Warmzone Throw, which believe me, is not just any blanket.
Speaking of gifts that make you fat, why don't you shoot someone right in the face with a dessert bullet?
Guy 1: Hey, you know what chicks love?
Guy 2: Shoes. And, purses! Chicks can't get enough of 'em.
Guy 1: Yeah, but also they also love gettin' drunk
Guy 2: Like I don't know, my wife needs two bottles of Zin before she'll let me get undressed in front of her. Now tell me where you're going with this.
Guy 1: Boom.
You know what's really hot this year? Tech gifts.
Let's see what else is in this catalog.
1. Have too much time on their hands and are so, so lonely
2. Like elephants so much that 7 would be an appropriate number
3. Love cured and sliced meats
4. Even better, exotic meats
5. Meat Stick Bonanza
Are you a husband suffering the frigid glare of your prune faced wife? Does the thought of touching her drive you out into the garage to check on your boat in the middle of winter? Why not show her that you do still have feelings for her this Christmas with Harry and David's dried up old fruit vagina platter.